I just love this joke, so I had to share....
A Texan was boasting about his home state. He went on and on about how it was the biggest and the best... eventually an Alaskan stepped in and corrected him.
"Alaska is actually the biggest state."
The Texan was flustered and frustrated.
"Well, if all the ice in Alaska melted, then Texas would be the biggest state!"
The Alaskan smiled.
"If all the ice in Alaska melted, Texas would be a lake!"