As we've been road tripping, Hubby and I have come up with another way to save the world:
Boycott golf.
It's not ecologically sound. Planting massive tracts of grass, then cutting it really short (leading it to turn brown), then watering it a ton (leading to more growing, thus more cutting).
Also, it's boring.
Hate, hate, hate golf!!!!!!!!! I can still remember that stupid whispering of the commentators as I was forced to wait through golf games on TV until I could watch Star Trek or the Wide World of Disney.....ughhh.
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I'm anti-grass period...but golf courses really seem like a waste. I tore my small lawn out and attempted to xeroscape. I'm still working on it.
ReplyDeleteThe two things that I think one should never have to do are mow the lawn and sit in stop-and-go traffic.
I agree!
ReplyDeleteBut I don't suppose it makes much difference if I boycott golf. LOL
I don't think I could boycott golf anymore than I do by my natural avoidance of such a boring sport.
ReplyDeleteBut you know, I had never thought about the crappy environmental impact the sport has. I know... they should just play the dumb game with astroturf!!
BOYCOTT GOLF! Now there is an Un-American Commie plot if I ever heard one. That ranks right up there with playing soccer. Why, what better icon than golf for Americans' energy hogging ways on the world stage, I ask? And how would I get my Sunday afternoon nap without the golf commentators' musings (and the game) to put me to sleep? Are you in need of working up a good sizzle? Read Richistan. That should put you into a lather. Would have put me into a lather if I wasn't too old to work up a good sizzle anymore. But I still am a little frothy having read about America's richest people and their lifestyles. Gives one some good ammunition while arguing for a greener America.
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